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Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Humour => Topic started by: Ambergnat on September 01, 2019, 00:45:14
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This may end up going nowhere or ending up in the REALLY bad jokes thread - but I thought it was different enough to merit it's own title. This is a continuation of a conversation I had several years ago with some work colleagues, basically it's making up stupid, funny or dirty song titles.
The original theme was 'songs showing you've shat yourself', but if they're funny enough, any theme will do (no, go away Jason...)
Obviously they must be recognisable - if you have to explain them then they're not good enough, but you are allowed to explain what the theme is (if it isn't completely obvious from the title).
You can change as little as one word in the title (or band name), but changing something like the Who's 'Who are you?' to 'Poo are you?' isn't really that funny, so be creative - and put a little effort into it :)
Starting on the original theme of 'Songs showing you've shat yourself' here's a few to start you off with:
Moody Blues: 'Night Shirts I've Shat In'
Doobie Brothers: 'Got The Runs, No I Shouldn't Have Farted...'
R.E.M: 'Everybody Squirts'
You get the idea... :grin:
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Yes. Owner of a runny fart.
The Police. Can't stand lumpy poo.
Elvis Costello. Wipe it up.
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Michael Jackson. Blame it on the bhuna.
Tina Charles. I love to love ( but my baby just filled his pants.)
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S&G - Bridgette over troubled water
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Pointer Sisters. Dump.
Ditto Van Halen.
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Ringo Star. Back off to the loo.
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Texas
I just want some bog roll
Fergal Sharkey
A good fart is hard to find
Bon Jovi
Wanted: Dead or constipated
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Anything by Take Shat or One Defacation.
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Mud. The crap crept in.
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Joan Baez:
The night I turned my y-fronts brown.
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MC Hammer - Can't touch cloth
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Duran Duran. Turds on film.
Dave Clark Five. Shits and Faeces.
The Beatles. Ticket to Shite.
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AC/DC - Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)
Iron Maiden - Run to the Bills
The Clash - Cum on Eileen :-x
Whitesnake - Give Me All Your Beer Tonight
Guns & Roses - Shiyt Train
Manic Street Preachers - A Design For Strife.
Pink Floyd - Another Prick From Porthcawl.
Madness - Claggy Trousers.
Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Myself
Bob the Builder - Can We Fix It? (No it's F##ked)
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Pink Floyd - Another Prick From Porthcawl.
lol
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There is also their other hit- Another Freak Dark And Tall :shrug:
George Michael - Careless Shart
Jen comes in with:
Eric Clapton - I shagged the sheriff (but I did not shag the deputy)
Eric Clapton - Rock & Roll Shart.
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Bob Marley. 3 little turds
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Otis Redding: shitting on the dock of the bay
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Elvis Presley - A little less constipation
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Rolling Stones:- brown shitter
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The Beatles:-All you need is Lav
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Ike & Tina - Floater in the river
Kiss - Khazi nights
Jess Glynne - Turdsday
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The Kinks - All of the day and all of the shite
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Meatloaf - Shat out of hell
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Browntown
Brian Adams - Every poo I do (I poo it for you)
Queen - Bohemian Crapsody
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Elvis:- wooden fart
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Simple minds, alive and shitting.
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De Poo Poo Poo, De Fart Fart Fart - the Police
I Poo, I Poo, I Poo, I Poo, I Poo - Abba
Yucky Yucky Yucky there's diarrhoea in my tummy - Ohio Express
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Carl Douglas - Dung Poo fighting.
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Rolling stones .... "Shit me up"
Meat loaf ..."battered ringer for love"
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Ike & Tina - Floater in the river
Objection, m'lud!
Proud Mary is the title. Move to strike.
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Aye, a moment of sadness, in which case -
Poo'd Mary
Ike & Tina
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Beatles:-She loves poo (yeah, yeah, yeah.)
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George Michael - Careless Wiper
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Tom Jones, Green green poo of home,
Sex poo,
That's new pussy crap,
If I only poo.
Meat Loaf, I'll poo anything for love (but I won't shit that).
Dead ringer for shit,
I'll lie for poo,
Not a dry poo in the house,
Wife is a lemon and I wan't my shit back,
All revved up with no place to shit,
For crapping out load,
Good girls crap in heaven ( Bad girls shit everywhere),
I shit louder than everyone else,
All bunged up and can't do a poo,
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Shitty shitty bang bang we love poo, from the film...
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Johnny Cash - My Ring's On Fire
- Folsom Prison Poos
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Well done chaps :), I'm glad (and impressed) to see so much enthusiasm for shit jokes, there are some inspired titles creeping out here...
It's heartening to know that underneath all that civilised behaviour, dirty minded kids still lurk :)
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Noel Harrison:- "the wind piles of my behind"
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Phil Collins - Something's got a hold on my fart,
Fergal Sharkey - a Good Shart
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All shite long - Lionel Richie
A Hard Days Shite - The Beatles
The Shite Before - The Beatles
Shite Fever - Bee Gees
You Shook Me All Shite Long - AC/DC
Shites in white satin - The moody Blues
Whatever gets you throught the shite - John Lennon
Twisting the shite away - Sam Cooke
Help me make it through the shite - Sammy Smith
Owner of a lonely fart - YES
Harden my fart - Quarterflash
Kickstart my fart - Motley crew
Your cheating fart - Patsy Cline ( or nasty slime?)
burning fart - Surviour
Cry of a waking fart - Donna Summer
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Police - Don't stand so colostomy
Metallica - Fade to cack
Bee Gees - Shaterday night fever
Guns & Roses - Mr Brownstain
Rush - Pooer windows
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Police - Don't stand so colostomy
lol lol lol
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+1 - That was the best so far :thumb:
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Yes, he's got it in the bag.
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lol
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Thanks, just shooting from the hip...