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Title: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ambergnat on September 01, 2019, 00:45:14
This may end up going nowhere or ending up in the REALLY bad jokes thread - but I thought it was different enough to merit it's own title. This is a continuation of a conversation I had several years ago with some work colleagues, basically it's making up stupid, funny or dirty song titles. 

The original theme was 'songs showing you've shat yourself', but if they're funny enough, any theme will do (no, go away Jason...)

Obviously they must be recognisable - if you have to explain them then they're not good enough, but you are allowed to explain what the theme is (if it isn't completely obvious from the title).

You can change as little as one word in the title (or band name), but changing something like the Who's 'Who are you?' to 'Poo are you?' isn't really that funny, so be creative - and put a little effort into it :)

Starting on the original theme of 'Songs showing you've shat yourself' here's a few to start you off with:


Moody Blues:  'Night Shirts I've Shat In'

Doobie Brothers:  'Got The Runs, No I Shouldn't Have Farted...'

R.E.M: 'Everybody Squirts'


You get the idea... :grin:


 
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: TLPower on September 01, 2019, 05:52:28
Yes. Owner of a runny fart.

The Police. Can't stand lumpy poo.

Elvis Costello. Wipe it up.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Rusty Nuts on September 01, 2019, 06:39:15
Michael Jackson. Blame it on the bhuna.
Tina Charles. I love to love ( but my baby just filled his pants.)
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Hugo Magnus on September 01, 2019, 06:40:51
S&G - Bridgette over troubled water
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: TLPower on September 01, 2019, 07:02:36
Pointer Sisters. Dump.

Ditto Van Halen.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: TLPower on September 01, 2019, 07:22:32
Ringo Star. Back off to the loo.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Dark-Strom on September 01, 2019, 08:33:21
Texas
I just want some bog roll

Fergal Sharkey
A good fart is hard to find

Bon Jovi
Wanted: Dead or constipated
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: MartinW on September 01, 2019, 09:04:32
Anything by Take Shat or One Defacation.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Graham62 on September 01, 2019, 11:28:03
Mud. The crap crept in.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Rusty Nuts on September 01, 2019, 13:57:40
Joan Baez:
The night I turned my y-fronts brown.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ticker on September 01, 2019, 15:04:02
MC Hammer  - Can't touch cloth
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: TLPower on September 01, 2019, 15:19:03
Duran Duran. Turds on film.

Dave Clark Five. Shits and Faeces.

The Beatles. Ticket to Shite.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: mr_diver on September 01, 2019, 22:23:57
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)

Iron Maiden - Run to the Bills

The Clash - Cum on Eileen  :-x

Whitesnake - Give Me All Your Beer Tonight

Guns & Roses - Shiyt Train

Manic Street Preachers - A Design For Strife.

Pink Floyd - Another Prick From Porthcawl.

Madness - Claggy Trousers.

Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Myself

Bob the Builder - Can We Fix It? (No it's F##ked)
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: MartinW on September 01, 2019, 22:29:33
Pink Floyd - Another Prick From Porthcawl.

lol
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: mr_diver on September 01, 2019, 22:35:31
There is also their other hit- Another Freak Dark And Tall  :shrug:

George Michael - Careless Shart

Jen comes in with:

Eric Clapton - I shagged the sheriff (but I did not shag the deputy)

Eric Clapton - Rock & Roll Shart.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Graham62 on September 01, 2019, 22:51:12
Bob Marley. 3 little turds
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 02, 2019, 01:57:50
Otis Redding: shitting on the dock of the bay
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ticker on September 02, 2019, 18:39:47
Elvis Presley - A little less constipation
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 02, 2019, 18:52:48
Rolling Stones:- brown shitter
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 02, 2019, 18:54:07
The Beatles:-All you need is Lav
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Dark-Strom on September 02, 2019, 19:30:07
Ike & Tina - Floater in the river

Kiss - Khazi nights

Jess Glynne - Turdsday
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Froglodyte on September 02, 2019, 21:38:00
The Kinks - All of the day and all of the shite
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: UK_Vstrom650 on September 02, 2019, 22:20:37
Meatloaf - Shat out of hell

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Browntown

Brian Adams - Every poo I do (I poo it for you)

Queen - Bohemian Crapsody
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 02, 2019, 22:27:32
Elvis:- wooden fart
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Graham62 on September 03, 2019, 08:29:03
Simple minds, alive and shitting.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: MartinW on September 03, 2019, 09:16:40
De Poo Poo Poo, De Fart Fart Fart - the Police

I Poo, I Poo, I Poo, I Poo, I Poo - Abba

Yucky Yucky Yucky there's diarrhoea in my tummy - Ohio Express
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Fat Rat on September 03, 2019, 10:36:04
Carl Douglas - Dung Poo fighting.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: kwackboy on September 03, 2019, 10:42:18
Rolling stones .... "Shit me up"

Meat loaf ..."battered ringer for love"
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Rusty Nuts on September 03, 2019, 12:31:27
Ike & Tina - Floater in the river



Objection,  m'lud!
Proud Mary is the title. Move to strike.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Dark-Strom on September 03, 2019, 23:04:11
Aye, a moment of sadness, in which case -

Poo'd Mary
Ike & Tina
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 04, 2019, 00:37:48
Beatles:-She loves poo (yeah, yeah, yeah.)
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ticker on September 04, 2019, 17:00:11
George Michael - Careless Wiper
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Graham62 on September 04, 2019, 21:54:27
Tom Jones, Green green poo of home,
                 Sex poo,
                 That's new pussy crap,
                 If I only poo.

Meat Loaf, I'll poo anything for love (but I won't shit that).
                Dead ringer for shit,
                I'll lie for poo,
                Not a dry poo in the house,
                Wife is a lemon and I wan't my shit back,
                All revved up with no place to shit,
                For crapping out load,
                Good girls crap in heaven ( Bad girls shit everywhere),
                I shit louder than everyone else,
                All bunged up and can't do a poo,
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: wurzel on September 04, 2019, 21:56:51
Shitty shitty bang bang we love poo, from the film...
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: UK_Vstrom650 on September 05, 2019, 09:50:48
Johnny Cash - My Ring's On Fire
                        - Folsom Prison Poos
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ambergnat on September 07, 2019, 13:49:06
Well done chaps :), I'm glad (and impressed) to see so much enthusiasm for shit jokes, there are some inspired titles creeping out here...

It's heartening to know that underneath all that civilised behaviour, dirty minded kids still lurk :) 

Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Brockett on September 07, 2019, 18:27:56
Noel Harrison:- "the wind piles of my behind"
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ambergnat on September 07, 2019, 21:30:30
Phil Collins - Something's got a hold on my fart,

Fergal Sharkey - a Good Shart
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Ridaz on September 08, 2019, 10:07:06
All shite long - Lionel Richie
A Hard Days Shite - The Beatles
The Shite Before - The Beatles
Shite Fever - Bee Gees
You Shook Me All Shite Long - AC/DC
Shites in white satin - The moody Blues
Whatever gets you throught the shite - John Lennon
Twisting the shite away - Sam Cooke
Help me make it through the shite - Sammy Smith

Owner of a lonely fart - YES
Harden my fart - Quarterflash
Kickstart my fart - Motley crew
Your cheating fart - Patsy Cline ( or nasty slime?)
burning fart - Surviour
Cry of a waking fart - Donna Summer

Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: 2112 on September 11, 2019, 22:22:25
Police - Don't stand so colostomy

Metallica - Fade to cack

Bee Gees - Shaterday night fever

Guns & Roses - Mr Brownstain

Rush - Pooer windows



Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Barbel Mick on September 12, 2019, 09:45:38
Police - Don't stand so colostomy
lol lol lol
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: MartinW on September 12, 2019, 09:46:36
+1 - That was the best so far :thumb:
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: Rusty Nuts on September 12, 2019, 09:51:34
Yes, he's got it in the bag.
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: MartinW on September 12, 2019, 10:58:14
lol
Title: Re: Shitty Song Titles
Post by: 2112 on September 13, 2019, 18:34:48
Thanks, just shooting from the hip...