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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 12:21:22 »
I take it these scooter riders will not be getting a nod from Juvecu?

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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 18:16:13 »


you can have a read of some of the comments

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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 08:55:24 »
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I take it these scooter riders will not be getting a nod from Juvecu?

Definitely not! The scooters were probably stolen too.

I don't see why someone didn't just beat the ones that were hanging around to the ground and then call the police. Probably because the law protects criminals too much.
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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 09:47:12 »
Yes Juv if the thieves got a good kicking the shop workers would of probably been charged ! What a shite law we have ...

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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 15:26:37 »
Alas this is true.  I know this because I was on on bail for 11 months and tried at crown court for GBH for laying out a bloke with one punch (only) in a rugby match.

The bloke concerned had just taken a 10 metre run up and kicked my defenseless mate in the spine (a fact verified by an x-ray and medical report, 10 witnesses and a ban from the RFU).  He had significant previous, including getting sent of in the corresponding fixture the previous year for head-butting.

Thankfully common sense finally prevailed two days in, when he had been shown to be a lying bastard.  At this point the judge invited the prosecution to drop the case, but they were intent on continuing on the basis that my one punch represented unreasonable force.  Only when he refused to allow them to put this to the jury on the basis that it a conviction on this basis would be a gross miscarriage of justice did they throw in the towel.

I'm not bitter though... :liar:

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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2012, 22:35:40 »
He should have been jailed for grievous bodily harm, kicking someone in the spine is just that. How stupid can people be? Rugby is just a game FFS! :GRR: The world is going to shit around us :bawl:
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Re: How not to steal a Ducati
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2012, 09:25:08 »
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How stupid can people be?

Whilst most people are thankfully capable of great good, I fear the answer at times is very!