Suzuki V-Strom (VStrom) Owners Club DL250, DL650, DL1000 & DL1050

Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Humour => Topic started by: mr_diver on November 02, 2018, 07:57:46

Title: Snowflake Report
Post by: mr_diver on November 02, 2018, 07:57:46

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Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Barbel Mick on November 02, 2018, 09:02:29

 lol lol lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: kwackboy on November 02, 2018, 10:10:09

 lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 02, 2018, 13:26:35

 :thumb:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: DesertStrom on November 02, 2018, 20:59:14

 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
I feel offended by this post
 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: DesertStrom on November 02, 2018, 21:00:36

lol lol lol lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: tallpaul on November 03, 2018, 07:27:32

 lol  lol  lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Asmith61 on November 03, 2018, 21:30:25

 lol lol lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 03, 2018, 21:54:16

What's a Manpon ?

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: mr_diver on November 03, 2018, 22:10:04

 lol

Male tampon  :shrug:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 03, 2018, 22:14:50

Blimey, they must be thin... :shock:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: TLPower on November 04, 2018, 06:52:20

MUST be kept dry.

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Andy M on November 04, 2018, 07:05:20

 lol lol lol

Andy

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 04, 2018, 07:10:35

God help us if a bit of wee tries to come out then...go off like an air bag!
I though maybe they were something for men of a certain type, and had to go up your fundament, that would be no good for lazy snowflakes, they probably can't be arsed...

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: falkland bomber on November 04, 2018, 10:03:39

 lol lol lol lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: mr_diver on November 04, 2018, 16:40:16

This thread is reminding me of when we had to explain to someone what a Vagazzle was...
then someone pointed out what a Pegazzle was.  lol

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: King Orry on November 04, 2018, 18:02:15

I understand this post is in the ‘humour’ section, but for anyone out there who is struggling, don’t forget ;
Accepting there is a problem is the first step
It is okay to ask for help
You are not alone

Remember, every ‘snowflake’ is unique, and beautiful in its own right.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/understanding-stress/

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Fat Rat on November 04, 2018, 18:10:09

Lighten up  :smirk:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Hugo Magnus on November 04, 2018, 18:15:46

I can't get rid of the mental image planted by Snowstrom re the gunt.

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: Tusker on November 04, 2018, 18:24:47

you know what, I hate the way over the last 20 years or so  we have created illnesses for character traits.. SAD ?? ADHA, AHC, ADD, BP, BPD, OCD and so on and on ...   I do realise that some people are truly troubled and ill but the majority are just moaning gits with normal life to deal with...IMHO

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: tallpaul on November 04, 2018, 18:54:57

I have to agree Tusker. Yes, there are people with genuine issues that need professional care, but for the most part it's just kids that haven't had a good hiding when required.

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 04, 2018, 19:23:02

  Back on topic, I will give a tenner and a bucket load of consolation to the first person who goes swimming wearing a manpon....
In the public baths and its a twenty.... :whistle:

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: TLPower on November 04, 2018, 20:12:29

I've just had a p.m. from user650, he says he'll make it up to 50 quids if he can film the incident with his new GoPro. He claims it's water proof.

Title: Re: Snowflake Report
Post by: wurzel on November 04, 2018, 21:00:07

Blimey, 50 quid, and imagine the infamy, hope the go pro is insured and he has a long selfie stick... :handgestures-fingerscrossed: