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Offline Ambergnat

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Knock, Knock...
« on: July 03, 2024, 21:09:34 »
The postman comes to the door to deliver the day's mail.

The woman meets the postman at the door and he says, "After 25 years, I'm retiring today. This is my last delivery."

The woman says, "I know, I've got a few gifts for you. Please come in."

When he comes in, she takes him to the kitchen where he sees a full table of bacon, eggs, pancakes, fresh coffee and danish. He has the best breakfast he's ever had.

After breakfast, she takes him to her bedroom and they have mad, passionate sex.

Afterwards, she hands him a $20 bill.

He's astonished and says, "This has been the best morning of my life but why all of this for me?"

She says, "I asked my husband what I should do for your last day and he said, feck the postman, give him $20. The breakfast was my idea!"
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Offline Rusty Nuts

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Re: Knock, Knock...
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2024, 21:50:26 »
Hmm, I'll be retiring soon...
I love a good breakfast.

Offline Joe Rocket

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Re: Knock, Knock...
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2024, 22:15:08 »
Good luck with that then..........  :grin:
So how's it going so far then?

Offline MartinW

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Re: Knock, Knock...
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2024, 19:16:19 »
Hopefully you will have a UK customer and get GBP instead Rusty.
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