Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 137621 times)

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1660 on:** February 12, 2024, 21:48:27 »

Did you ever have to stay indoors at school when it rained and do 'wet play'? And when it was cold you had to listen to a dull band.....?

Brockett · « **Reply #1661 on:** February 13, 2024, 16:31:20 »

It didn't rain when I was a kid

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1662 on:** February 13, 2024, 17:59:07 »

Was that called the Mesolithic era?

Brockett · « **Reply #1663 on:** February 13, 2024, 18:44:33 »

of course not we couldn't even spell skool

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1664 on:** February 13, 2024, 20:22:34 »

I'm lost since we called children baby goats.....

Are you the one Cold Play fan then Brockett?

Brockett · « **Reply #1665 on:** February 13, 2024, 23:06:50 »

What is cold play?

MartinW · « **Reply #1666 on:** February 14, 2024, 11:11:22 »

The Doctor 46 · « **Reply #1667 on:** February 14, 2024, 16:42:49 »

It took me a couple of reads to get the last joke. I'm getting old.

Jim13_Wee_Strom · « **Reply #1668 on:** February 14, 2024, 16:59:41 »

Quote from: Brockett on February 13, 2024, 23:06:50

What is cold play?

A bit like CosPlay but without the heat...

Brockett · « **Reply #1669 on:** February 14, 2024, 19:08:09 »

Three cheers for young folk as they mostly pay for my pension even though their language and reference points are a complete mystery.

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1670 on:** February 24, 2024, 07:55:51 »

I got hit in the face by a drill today.
Everything was fine, and then

*Bosch*!

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1671 on:** February 27, 2024, 17:55:22 »

A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a whisky. Barman says “What would you like? We've got Bells, Teachers, Jameson, Bushmills, we've even got one named after you”.
Horse says “What, Eric?"

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1672 on:** March 03, 2024, 20:40:03 »

One day at school my teacher asked me if I'd like to take the Guinea Pig home and of course I said yes.......

7 months later I got to New Guinea.......

(credit: Milton Jones)

Tusker · « **Reply #1673 on:** March 05, 2024, 09:42:00 »

I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard two spring onions singing a Bee Gees song.
But when I opened the door it was just the chives talking.

MartinW · « **Reply #1674 on:** March 11, 2024, 11:51:09 »

Now this is Photoshopped.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1675 on:** March 11, 2024, 14:25:27 »

What about this one?

MartinW · « **Reply #1676 on:** March 11, 2024, 17:30:39 »

Not bad Mick, but what about this one?

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1677 on:** March 14, 2024, 18:44:30 »

I have an Aunt Margaret, Auntie Marj. we call her. She's been ill for so long we can't believe she's not better.....

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1678 on:** March 15, 2024, 06:19:23 »

^^ is there no level of 'Bad jokes' that is too bad?^^

Brockett · « **Reply #1679 on:** March 15, 2024, 14:36:15 »