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Offline Heebeegeebee

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The Harley-Davidson Facts
« on: August 19, 2008, 21:16:06 »
The Harley-Davidson Facts

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognised Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

 God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

Opera, just what the world needs, more fat women screaming

Offline V-Bomber

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Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 22:05:49 »
:rofl:  :rofl:  like it
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Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 22:22:16 »
brilliant  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:
Life isn't about waiting for the strom to pass.... it's about learning to dance in the rain

Offline KLV-Rider

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Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 22:34:56 »
lol  lol  lol