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Offline 2112

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Little Johnny
« on: April 07, 2009, 19:25:43 »
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie'.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be buggered if he needed glasses !!!
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 20:57:15 »
lol  lol  lol

Pardon?
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 22:05:36 »
lol  lol  lol  lol  lol
Life isn't about waiting for the strom to pass.... it's about learning to dance in the rain

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 16:51:48 »
lol  lol  lol  :thumb:

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 16:53:38 »
I take it Johnny is Claire Balding's boy then?
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 17:23:12 »
Yes, the tooth fairy is in overdrive.....  :grin:
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'