Author Topic: Pop goes the Wurzel (Read 6837 times)

wurzel · « **on:** August 07, 2018, 10:56:59 »

My turn to moan...

I suffer with crohns from time to time, now is one if those times, and have to have a camera up me chuff periodicaly, today was my day, I feel like they used a box brownie on a scaffold pole!
They stuffed it up so far it would have come out my left ear had it not got the hospital attatched to the end of it!
End of rant now.....

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:48:26 »

Eeugh!! That's pretty close to over-sharing.
Unsettling visual picture of tripod disappearing in a bizarre reverse Vicky Leyton Eiffel Tower moment..

SuzukiSte · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2018, 12:26:51 »

TLPower · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2018, 13:18:38 »

Just to recap here.

You're not on top form Wurzel, so you invite someone to go potholing using your sherriff's badge as access?

It was my 55th birthday "present" from our local health authority, they didn't find anything up there apart from Italian metric nuts and bolts with Cagiva stamped on them.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2018, 14:19:58 »

Alphabetti Spahetti, TLP?

wurzel · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2018, 14:42:13 »

Thank you for the kind and consoling responses,bloody heathens,at the moment if they invite me for another exploration I'm liable to let them know I can't be arsed....

TLPower · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2018, 16:22:35 »

@Joe Rocket, for all the use they are at securing things I thought I may as well stick 'em up there...

Graham62 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2018, 16:33:24 »

@ wurzel I know whwt you mean I'm there on Sunday, I've also got to have a camera down my throat, hope they don't use the same camera.

TLPower · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2018, 17:23:46 »

It's the one they used to use on Granstand for the horse racing. Its still fastened to the roof of a Citroen Ds Safari as well...

Graham62 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2018, 17:40:40 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2018, 17:52:27 »

@ wurzel, I had the same procedure a couple of weeks ago. I must say in fairness to the NHS I found it not too unpleasant (in a surgical sort of way before anyone starts)!! The only really uncomfortable part was when the surgeon kept pumping the air in!
Certainly not a good way to spend an hour or so but at least I've been checked & all OK!

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2018, 19:32:14 »

It's always nice to know you are not alone.........

It is rare that you get to know how an inflated balloon feels though.

Ridaz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2018, 19:36:12 »

Spare a thought for the medical staff... you only have 1 to deal with... they on the other hand

SimonW · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2018, 19:46:10 »

Quote from: Ridaz on August 07, 2018, 19:36:12

... they on the other hand

What, they do two at a time? That's not very private.

TLPower · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2018, 19:54:17 »

It works out cheaper by the dozen.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2018, 20:01:38 »

Other hand ? That'd be the weirdest ventriloquist act in town.

wurzel · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2018, 20:15:07 »

It was the air they pump in that was most unpleasant, I thought it was going to end up with pop goes the wurzel.....

Graham62 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2018, 20:28:29 »

tallpaul · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2018, 21:27:14 »

This thread has definitely gone more to the crazy side. I feel sorry for you Wurzel, but damn you are funny!

mr_diver · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2018, 21:42:16 »

Can we move the last 15 or so posts to a humour thread called pop goes the Wurzel.