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Offline wilkstrom

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2018, 15:12:06 »
Is it Mufflin the mMule?

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2018, 16:13:40 »
No it's not, because it is a DONKEY  :violence-smack:
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2018, 16:17:22 »
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story (or caption competition).
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2018, 16:32:59 »
Donkey in mistaken identity case when suspected mule arrested after tip-off.

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2018, 16:37:46 »
Eeyore was not impressed with this years nativity outfit :groan:
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2018, 18:10:31 »
I don't give a (fat) Rats Donkey, what music is being played at the West Wales Meet... I won't be able to hear it.....

ps I tried typing a s s AND A S S, but if Trump and his mates say so, then both become "donkey...." wtf!!

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2018, 18:53:12 »


Fat Rat possibly set this up on purpose...

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2018, 20:51:38 »
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2018, 07:58:59 »
It was bad enough having a bit of my ear removed, now I'm being used as a clock - it's a quarter to one...
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2018, 15:26:04 »
"Call this a Campsite, I wouldn't recommend it to a biker ........"
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2018, 15:56:24 »
man walks into a west Wales camp site and sees a donkey. He askes the bikers in the field  why is there a donkey in here and they say if you can make this donkey laugh we will give you ten quid. So the man whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing. Then the bikers say if you can make the donkey cry we will give you ten more. So the man turns to an angle where only the donkey can see and the donkey started crying. The bikers couldn't believe it so they asked the man how did you make the donkey laugh then make the donkey cry? He said first I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his, than I showed him. ....... :dl_hyperhysteria:

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2018, 16:18:03 »
 lol
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2018, 16:31:59 »
Eeyore eeyore eeyore eeyore always tells that joke about me....
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2018, 18:08:24 »
This years quad bike championship is being replaced with 'Pin The Ear On The Donkey"



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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2018, 11:57:05 »
 :icon_batterup:
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2018, 18:13:00 »
NHS cut-backs result in alternative surgeons  :shrug:
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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2018, 21:02:23 »
You think I look an A S S ? You should see what I'm looking at!

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2018, 21:18:15 »
This operating theatre doesn't look too hygienic...
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2018, 11:56:23 »
"What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here,
So near the cradle of the fairy queen?..."

(Puck)
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: Photo Caption competition
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2018, 11:24:35 »
Is the caption simply:

This is what a one eared Donkey looks like.
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