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Offline Graham62

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Emergency Call Centre worker
« on: July 28, 2017, 22:31:46 »
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues                                                 
who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.
 
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,
 
"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
 
Apparently, "remain calm and stay on the line'   was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response...
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.



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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 22:22:10 »
 lol

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 22:31:22 »
Not being picky here, I understand the "stay on the line" aspect of the joke, but.....
Why does it have to be Allah, why not God or "my maker"?
Is it intrinsically funnier to condone a muslim's suicide than anyone else's?

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2017, 22:55:17 »
It's a joke, don't overthink it.

Although, the really funny part is when he realised the whole paradise and Virgins thing is a load of bollocks  lol
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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2017, 22:59:08 »
Agreed, 95% of it's funny.

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2017, 07:40:17 »
Lucky it wasn't southern really, he would still be waiting for someone to agree to shut the doors :angry-banghead:

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2017, 08:24:59 »
FR, the Virgins bit is true. Trouble is, they are all 80 year old Catholic nuns!

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2017, 09:31:33 »
 lol

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2017, 14:41:00 »
Yeah! but no! but,  .... etc .... that finding virgins in paradise mularky has nothing to do with lust. It is about being waited on and looked after by women of perfect virtue.
Look at the clock and the calendar.
It'll never be now again.
So just get out and do it.
As fast as you possibly can.

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2017, 19:49:11 »
Not the sort of thing you'd find in Essex then?
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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2017, 15:50:29 »
I'd be more tempted by 20 dirty sluts, but that's just me...
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Emergency Call Centre worker
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2017, 23:14:33 »
Sounds like she needs some training......